Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Parks and Recreation Drinking Game

I know it has been awhile since I posted, but I have been busy. Anyway, I have been on a big parks and recreation kick lately, and I thought it would be appropriate to post a list of rules to drink to while watching a great show.

Rule 1) Drink anytime Ron Swanson says something awesome or mentions meat.
Rule 2) Drink anytime Jean-Ralphio appears.
Rule 3) Drink anytime Andy comes off as stupid.
Rule 4) Drink anytime Gerry Gergich is made fun of.
Rule 5) Drink anytime April is being sarcastic or rude or insensitive.
Rule 6) Drink anytime Donna mentions her Mercedes Benz.
Rule 7) Drink anytime Chris Traeger says literally or someones full name or seen runnning.
Rule 8) Drink anytime Leslie says beautiful or sweet towards Ann Perkins,  Leslie goes above Ron's head, goes further then she needs to in government tasks
Rule 9) Drink anytime Ben says something nerdy.
Rule 10) Drink anytime Tom uses his swagger or says nooooo.
Rule 11) Drink anytime Ann Perkins comes off as unlikable. 
Rule 12) Drink anytime there is a public forum.
Rule 13) Drink anytime recurring characters appear such as Perd Hapley, Joan Calimezo, Kyle, and Crazy Ira and the Douche, Dennis Feinstein or Shauna Malwae-Tweep.
Rule 14) Drink anytime Mouse Rat or Andy's other band names are mentioned.
Rule 15) Prior to season 3, drink anytime Mark hooks up with a girl or has his full name, Mark Brendanawicz said.
Rule 16) Drink anytime the Tammy's 1 or 2, appear or are mentioned.
Rule 17) Drink anytime someone looks at the camera.
Rule 18) Drink anytime someone gives a talking head interview.
Rule 19) Drink anytime Snakehole Lounge or The Bulge is shown.
Rule 20) Chug a beer anytime Ron Swanson says DAMMIT WOMAN!!! or Duke Silver is mentioned.

Below are some clips of my favorite characters on the show:

Ron Swanson


Andy Dwyer

Tom Haverford