Rule #1: Anytime the word "Situation" is said.
Rule #2: Anytime there is Fist-pumping.
Rule #3: Anytime there is a reference to grenades, land mines, etc.
Rule #4: Anytime nicknames are used, snooki, snickers, sammi sweetheart, jwoww, etc.
Rule #5: Anytime a form of the word creep is said.
Rule #6: Anytime G.T.L. is said.
Rule #7: Anytime Ronnie says Bro.
Rule #8: Anytime guido/guidette is referenced.
Rule #9: When someone goes to jail.
Rule #10: Anytime Snooki gets punched in the face.
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